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' Sep to 54 f JSEFpitermmber _ Jâ€"IC _ _a~ 2 /____'~ 'â€" ....oâ€"emmmmememnminmmmennmenendenmmnmnemnlicen . Farmer‘s Last Will And Testament I Leave: To my wife: . ; My overdraft at the bank. Maybe she can explain it. : ‘ . To my son: | Equity on my car. Now he‘ll have to go to work to meet the payments. _ To my banker: | $ | _My soul. He has the mortgage on it anyway. ' ; . | | To my neighbour: , My clown suit. He‘ll need it if he continues to farm as he has in the past. To the Farm Credit Corp.: My unpaid bills. They took some real chances on me and I want to do something for them. To the farm centre: | § My grain bin. I was planning to let them take it next year anyway. f To the farm adviser: | |â€"â€" : Fifty bushels of corn to see if he can hit the high market. I never did. + To the Ontario Ministfy of Agriculture & Food: ’ My farm plan. Maybe they can understand it. ; s To the junk man: All my machinery. He‘s had his eyes on it for years. I To my undertaker: : A special request. I want six implement and fertilizer dealers for my pallbearers. They are used to carrying me. § o To the weatherman: | Rain, sleet and snow for the funeral, please. No sense in having good weather now. . To the grave digger: : Don‘t bother. The hole I am in should be big enough. | ’ To the monument maker: .’ Set up a jig for the epitaph â€" HERE LIES A FARMER j WHO HAS NOW PROPERLY ASSUMED ALL OF HIS OBLIGATIONS n rommitininemm emmnerns s . ie n ce arroninnii it e c erie oi cans anith Prisce aate wrne cecanaen io 4 A